I've been waiting for a girl like you in 1981, was the theme song for my poor pathetic gay self. It was awful! It really was. I may have been a slight bit delusional. I had this idea when I was in the fifth grade, so, what, about 10? I guess. The idea was that I would disguise myself as Billy. Isn't that what we decided to call him? From my previous post, What harm could love do? Billy and Cindy? Yes! That's right! Ok, so I disguised myself as Billy. AND!!! I also made a robot of myself! See? Smart!!!
This way Cindy would think she was crushing on Billy, but it was actually me AND there was a robot of me, so all basis were covered. How fucked up is that? What happened to the real Billy in that scenario? I don't know!!! I didn't actually do it! That was just the 10 year old Angel's way of working out the kinks.
Anyway, I did finally get the girl I've been waiting for and it beats the hell out of pretending to be some jack ass named Billy, or whatever the hell his name was.
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