In Seattle, walking from the Elysian brewery on our way to a bookstore, I stepped out into the street and I looked down for sure footing and that is when I saw a dead mouse. Mice are so cute,...when they're alive. Cute little bundle of fur with their pink noses and oil spots for eyes. My heart sank as I said aloud to Keri, Oh is that a dead mouse? I could see his tail. I leaned in for a closer look.
Why? Why did I lean in for a closer look? I don't know! I just did. As my eyes refocused from the lean in, I realized I was not grieving for a cute little mouse.
OH MY GOD!!!! Is that a USED tampon?
WHY? Why is there a used tampon in the middle of the street? How did that get there? What the hell is going on? That was not a mouse's tail!!!
Emerald city my ass!!!!
