Did you really just do that?

OMG!!!! Did someone sell you a line of bull shit when you purchased your car that you'd be invisible in there? Well, guess what!!! They seriously LIED! I can totally see you digging your finger knuckle deep up your nose!!!!

WTF??? Now some dumb ass is standing at my desk picking his nose!!! Seriously?!? I can not believe you are standing there, right in front of me, picking your nose! Oh! No! You did NOT just roll that booger between your forefinger and thumb right here in front of me!??!? Did you? Did you just do that??? OMG!!! You did!!!

No! No! No! Just keep that report and go back to your desk and e-mail it to me. After that you maybe should consider doing a Google search regarding personal hygiene and appropriate office etiquette. Just sayin' z'all.

C'mon man!!!