Thursday, December 19, 2013

Two tarts

Keri and I went to Two Tarts bakery a couple weekends ago and I started to write about something funny that happened and it turned into something else, but I didn't want to miss out on sharing the original story, so here it is.

So, as I mentioned before they give you 13 cookies when you order a dozen (I think that is awesome) and we had picked out the ones we wanted and it was time for them to ask if we wanted a ribbon tied around the box. Before the cookie clerk could even utter the words, I asked what other colors of ribbon were available. They precut a bunch off one spool and have it handy, right by the cookie case. Not to say that the ribbon that was available was ugly, in fact I really liked it, I just wanted to know what the options were.

The cookie clerk was over by the ribbon holding out some options and I concluded that the pretty pink one that was precut was perfect. I said thank you, but this one here is just fine, in fact, pink is my favorite color.

The clerk gave me a quick once over and said, I wouldn't have guessed that, because you're not wearing ANY pink. I reached in my pocket and showed her my pink phone case, See? She replied, yes, I guess if you're willing to commit to a pink phone case, you must like pink. I said, Yeah, I'm going through a transition.

She paused awkwardly and said, Oh,...I see.

Keri quickly chimed in, Yeah, she used to be a dude!

We just busted out laughing!!! The cookie clerk said, Well I have known quite a few people in transition that are way prettier than me. I quickly corrected Keri with a smile and said, No, I'm just transitioning into being more girlie. Cookie clerk laughed along with us. It was funny.

1 comment:

  1. Perhaps using the phrase "I'm in transition" is not the best choice in this day and age :).

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